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Autumn in France a tale of countryside change, the maize goes missing, hawks a hunting, ghostly fliers, cool cats and of course tractors

October 9, 2016
Autumn has now really set in and here in rural France it is a time of changing weather and changing scenery in the surrounding countryside. The local farmers are out working from dawn until late into the night to get the maize crop harvested. This involves massive harvesting machines with very big teeth and the ability to throw the cut maize into the trailers that are pulled along beside them. The maize is for winter feed for the cattle and is taken back to the farms and stored under vast plastic sheeting held down with very large tractor tyres.

Of course the fact that the maize is being cut down means that whole fields full of maize are now empty and this reveals once again areas that have been hidden from view of the past 4 months. It opens up views of the countryside and returns to view some of the small hamlets and farm buildings that you forget were even there.

It also means that there are large fields where the cover for small animals has been removed making these happy hunting grounds for the local birds of prey. The number of kestrels must be at its maximum and all along the road from here to Ambrieres there are kestrels sat on telegraph wires surveying these empty fields for mice and voles. In addition in the still warm autumn sun the buzzards circle low above the fields also looking for their share of the rich booty. We have the buzzards also circling over our grounds, calling to each other as they watch for prey.

At night there is increased owl activity and we hear and sometimes see tawny owls and little owls. There is increased activity from our cats and Moggie is forever disappearing off into the fields in search of mice to supplement his diet. Archie too has been tempted to go off and do some hunting. Minou is above all that and would not lower herself to go out into the fields! Although they seem to forget the mice closer to home and there is still one in the woodshed and on the compost bin. I have now moved my bird food bin to the safety of our lean to shed next to the house. So far the mice have either not been willing to risk a dash across open ground or they have found something else.

Autumn also brings one of the great delights for a bird watcher, the sight of a hen harrier floating ghostlike across the bare fields, quartering the field as it hunts. On Friday coming back from Ambrieres I saw a male hen harrier hunting in a field and had to stop the car to watch. Male hen harriers are a beautiful white and grey and because of that do have a ghostly look. They fly quite close to the ground when hunting and constantly go back and forth until they catch something.

The swallows have now all gone as the wind changed and there was a favourable wind to help them with their long migration to Africa. They were a week or two later going than last year. It will not be long before the winter birds start to arrive with fieldfares and redwings moving in to feast on the autumn berries as they arrive. There is always something happening with the local wildlife as the seasons change.

Of course this is no different for our local La Godefrere wildlife and as the evenings shorten and it gets a bit colder the cats begin to adapt their behaviour. Now when they come in for breakfast at 7-30 they reckon they need a bit of a warm up and that means that I become a sitting target as I have my early morning cup of tea and have three cats descend on me to have a cuddle. Moggie arrives first and throws himself across me and has to fidget about for a while until he finds the right spot and then he falls straight to sleep. Minou picks her spot, usually on my chest and settles down quickly. Then dear old Archie arrives and has to take whatever space is left. Unfortunately for me Archie has to prepare his spot by pawing his allotted space with his rather large claws. Even with a dressing gown on this is a bit like acupuncture. The end result is I have three cats draped on me and I am unable to reach my cup of tea.


So it begins the winter madness!

In the evenings the cast arrive over an hour before supper time. I keep telling then that three meals a day is excessive for cats and that supper is a luxury. It has no effect and they murmur about custom and practice and that as it is now winter they should be able to come in early. So about half an hour before they come in and settle down to a half an hour of intimidation until I weaken and give them some cat crunchies for supper. We quickly lock the door and pull the curtains over to avoid any further cat waif and stray impressions. And it is not even cold yet. It could be a long, long winter.


Look how we have to huddle up its so cold

The chickens on the other hand have been very cooperative and we have had no instances of escaping for over two weeks. It could be that they are plotting something and lulling our senses. It could be they are sulking over the Tom Cruise no show. It is hard to tell what chickens are thinking. But they continue to do their job and the eggs keep on coming, which is a good thing.

The final thing to report on autumn is the fact that as well as birds of prey being at their maximum population so are French tractors. Everywhere you go there are tractors. The great big ones pulling trailers to collect the maize. Medium size ones to do all the moving earth, shovelling manure jobs and the smaller ancient ones which  just seem to be driven around by equally ancient French farmers. It is amazing how they keep them going and they all seem to have several bits attached by baler cord. One of our farmer friends Olivier has an ancient tractor which he lends to our English friend Ian. Now this tractor which comes with a wood splitting attachment is still used to split tree trunks into logs of the right size for a wood burner.

Now this tractor is a thing to behold and has lots of bits attached with baler cord but its most endearing feature is that the gears don’t work terribly well but better than the brakes which don’t work at all! Most French farmers have this almost god given talent to mend and keep going tractors for years and years. Olivier is not one of these farmers! Last week Ian borrowed the tractor to go and split some wood for another friend. To get there he had to drive the tractor on local roads. So off he set with this bone shaking contraption. Changing gears is an art form and you have to anticipate when you need to stop well in advance. His wife Sarah was driving their car in front both to show Ian the way and to act as a sort of red flag! All went reasonably well until Ian had to go up a rather steep hill. He found that he was in too high a gear and tried to change down. The tractor was waiting for just this moment and would not go into gear. This of course meant that Ian was now going backwards down the hill with brakes that would not work. Eventually Ian managed to avoid disaster and regain control while he limped home a nervous wreck.

Ian and Sarah have now gone off to Spain to recover! Of course one of the advantages of autumn is that we can get back to some real food. Yesterday we brought home a really terrific boeuf bourguignon from our local charcuterie. Today the wonderful Mrs. Parish has a joint of beef from our butcher for a super roast dinner. Washed down with a haut medoc I think. Now it is still nice outside so I think a little stroll round the nature trail and that should set me up for an aperitif before dinner. On balance I like autumn in rural France.

Bon automne
Graham

 

Autumn arrives but Tom Cruise doesn’t; Corbynista chickens; cat’s contract; hornet horror; and farewell to the Foire aux vins

October 2, 2016
September has gone by, where did it go? One minute we were enjoying the summer sun of August. You turn your back for a moment and here we are in Autumnal October. Shorts have been consigned to the back of the cupboard and we start on the job of tidying up the garden. Although the weather is still quite warm and we are still having sunny days. One of the joys of autumn is that robins come back into the garden. There is something enchanting about sitting in the autumn sun and listening to robin...

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Mission Impossible, Rogue Hens; we get expert advice; I am home alone with cats and hens; the hunting season starts today.

September 25, 2016
So, the hens once again dominate life here at La Godefrere. I had associated the hens escaping with the film the Great Escape and found myself whistling the tune as I went in search of the chickens. A friend, Jacqui, has told me that the hen escapades remind her of the film, Mission Impossible (and of course those of us who can remember the original TV series which ran from 1966 to 1973!!). Anyway that also has a distinctive theme tune, which naturally is now in my head each time I see the he...

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We build a ring of steel; the hens think the sky is falling in as we experience “the great storm” and we taste wine at a crazy French “Foire aux Vins

September 18, 2016

The hens continued in their prisoner of war mode from last weekend. At every opportunity they were finding a way out and escaping either down the lane or up the lane. We thought we had covered up the escape holes in all the gates and then discovered that they were slipping over the bank, though rough grass at the top and then sliding down into the lane. Mrs. Parish had the bright idea that we could frighten them back in and so she went out into the lane and when the chickens got to the top of...

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“Pour encourager les autres”; chicken toys; wasps and other insects; that were the Great Drought!

September 11, 2016

The hens clearly have a taste for freedom. We have spent the past week chasing hens back into the garden and then trying to seal up the escape routes. In doing so we have discovered that hens can squeeze under gates and fences through quite small gaps. So we have been reinforcing all the gates with yet more chicken wire. Once we have secured the gap and got the hens back into the garden they go off and quietly give the appearance of feeding in the grass. Of course as soon as we go off to do s...

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The Great Escape; The Colditz Story and La Grande Illusion – chicken drama followed by missing Minou, Cornish Champagne and a ferry fuss

September 4, 2016
There has been great drama here at La Godefrere over the past week. After last week’s bid for freedom, it looked to me that the chickens were up to something as they had been huddled together in corners of the garden for a few days. I reckoned they were plotting something. We probably made a mistake in naming the chickens after the suffragettes as this has made them more bolshie and I think given them ideas.

On Wednesday we discovered what they were up to when we realised that there were no ...

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A Conciliator arrives; a heat wave hits us; gravity happens; I ride the dumper truck and we have a chicken run

August 28, 2016
The French have long been renowned for their diplomatic skills. At one time all diplomacy was conducted in French. It is good to know that those skills are still in use at local level. In our small hamlet there are four households. Ourselves and our French neighbours Giselle and Daniel are the only families to live here all year round. Our immediate neighbours are an English couple who have just bought the house next door as a holiday home and we see them at regular intervals. The fourth hous...

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Jeux Olympiques; Les Flories D’Antan; La Fete du Miel; and a strange encounter with “Dance me to the end of love”

August 21, 2016
The past week has been dominated by the Olympic Games and Great Britain has done amazingly well with the largest number of medals won. Even greater than at the London games in 2012. Team GB won over 60 medals and we also got to support the French team which won 40 medals. So there was always someone to support and to watch on TV. What is amazing is how expert we become in sports we previously knew nothing about. I could sit in my chair and judge the gymnasts or divers for style marks as well ...

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Of mice and men; the catcher in the rye; tender is the night; Jam on the vine: Legends of the fall and the Grapes of wrath.

August 14, 2016
So Mrs. Parish is back at the helm. There was a moment when all could have gone wrong. As I was going to the village repas last Sunday I was asked if I could give Emile and Yvette a lift home afterwards. Normally this would be no problem but taking them home is not a straight forward task. Inevitably it would result in being invited in for coffee and this something that cannot be refused. That would have taken up valuable time for tidying up at home before going to collect Mrs. Parish. More p...

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Home alone in the peace and quiet of rural France with chicken and cat mayhem; beautiful birds; charming children

August 7, 2016
So, Mrs Parish has been back in Britain since last Monday leaving me in control. Control is probably not the word I would have chosen. As I feared last week the La Godefrere animals have had something to say about that. I am starting the blog early in the morning. The sun is shining and I have things to do before going up to Ouistreham this evening to collect Mrs.Parish from the ferry port.

Well I may have a plan for the day but so do the animals. The chickens are shut up in their hen house at...

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Graham Parish Graham Parish is a former UNISON Trade Union official who retired to France with Kate (a previous self employed gardener and now resident gardener here) to start a new life of wine, cheese, french bread and a vegetable garden on a large rural french farm with holiday gite, and associated animals.

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